Jacksonville Quotes
Olivia: So what are the odds of something like this occurring naturally?
Walter: Oh, it’s possible. But if so, God has a far more disturbed sense of humor than even I could have …

The Bishop Revival Quotes
Walter: I kept my tuxedo in the hope that one day I would have a son who would wear it. You could wear it on your wedding day.
Peter: Yeah, you …

What Lies Below Quotes
Science Center Worker: May I help you?
Astrid: Yes, uh, I’m looking for someone who seems to have gotten lost.
Science Center Worker: Okay, what school is he from?
Astrid: He’s not from any …

Johari Window Quotes
Walter: I’m learning to appreciate cowardice. The Lion had a point.
Peter: The Lion?
Walter: The Cowardly Lion.
Peter: But again, that was just a movie and there’s no flying monkeys inside the grocery …

Unearthed Quotes
Peter: At least they got you some nice balloons.
Lisa: I guess they couldn’t find ones that said, “Welcome back from the dead.”
Peter: Yeah, well, I imagine those would be more of a …

Grey Matters Quotes
Security Guard: Are you Dr. Bishop?
Walter: Yes. And I’m perfectly sane.
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Peter: Are you really trying to tell us that he is one of the heads they stole? Fine. Let’s say for a …

Snakehead Quotes
Peter: So how many are there? Is it bad?
Olivia: Did you eat?
Peter: Yeah.
Olivia: Well, that’s unfortunate.
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Olivia: I didn’t know you spoke Cantonese.
Peter: Get to know me a bit.
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Walter: Truly, Agent Farnsworth, it never ceases …

August Quotes
The Observer: Who is she? Why did you save her?
August: I saw her many years ago. She was a child. Her parents had just been killed. She was crying. But she… she was …

Of Human Action Quotes
Walter: That was quick thinking. You always prove to be more resourceful than I give you credit for.
Peter: Is that supposed to be some sort of compliment?
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Walter: How many do you …

Earthling Quotes
Astrid: So this thing followed him from the hospital? I’m not going to sleep for weeks.
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Olivia: Walter, do you have any thoughts?
Walter: Reminds me of Christmas. Like a fire log that burns …